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NEWS TWENTY TWENTY

Vijay mallya is guzzling kadak pegs of Royal challenge. Yana Gupta consoles him sitting beside.

Dravid denied boarding pass on a Kingfisher flight.

Kumble meets Kachra from Lagaan for a crash course on bowling.

Charu sharma auditions for job of the commentator for Ranji matches.

Mandira throws pranks on IPL at freaky comedy shows.

Aryan fails in panchvi class. The poor kid couldn’t prepare for exams. He was supporting Knight riders during exam time. Papa SRK opts out of ‘Kya aap Panchvi paasse tez hai ?’ SRK requests industry friend Aamir to help the kid with studies, shows him notebooks to identify pattern of mistakes.

Dada supporters on rampage in Kolkata. They burn effigies of SRK on streets. Nagma refuses to pick calls from Dada.

Bhajji is busy attending classes. He enrols for Dance as well as spoken Mallu classes. Ekta Kapoor offers Sreesanth, the leading role for her brand new tear jerker daily soap .Bhajji will be the villain.

Anil Ambani hosts big celebration party for Rajasthan Royals. Mukesh Ambani and Sachin Tendulkar are special invitees on this occasion.

MNS head Raj Thackrey appeals for Marathi cheergirls at Mumbai matches. Girls to wear 9 yard lenth sari and dance on Lavani songs.

Priety Zinta is called to deliver a lecture at a seminar organised by Indian medical association on benefits of Touch Theorapy aka Pyaar ki jhappi.

A gossip magazine reports that Deepika Padukone never liked Cricket and Badminton is her favourite game.

Narendra Modi declares cash award of Rs. 10 lakhs for Yusuf Pathan. Congress says Modi is trying to wash stains of godhra.


Rajnikanth files a defamation case against M S Dhoni in Chennai High Court. Pepsi takes the controversial commercial off the air.

Deccan Chronicle group, owners of Hydrabad team, propose idea of annual appraisal for players, wants to offer variable pay rather than fixed one. BCCI still undecided on the issue.